Crocodile headed turkeys

EAT approved of my plan to find proxies and kill them. She said she'd look into it. She actually sounded glad I suggested it. It freaked me out. I'm not used to her showing emotions.
Might just be her getting better at simulating them?

Anyway that's a future concern. We got a lead on the Instant. Yaro found it actually.
While looking through the Internet she stumbled upon an article. It was about a man being found dead with teeth marks on him. A witness said he saw the man run from a fast turkey.
Another similar article mentioned a woman being attacked by some sort of bird with the head of a crocodile.

Sound familiar?
So yeah, we're going to investigate those incidents. I'll post about whatever we find later. <x3

Scorpuitos

Hello. Yaro here.
Alicia said she was too busy to post. So she asked me to post something. I'm not entirely sure what she's doing though..

Anyway what should I post about?
Alicia seemed to have skipped an entire day or two when talking about those bugs. o.o
Maybe I should post about that then.

So I was writing my last post when suddenly I feel something on my back. Some kind of bug.
Looked like a giant mosquito mixed with a scorpion. A scorpuito?
I started screaming and flailing my arms. It freaked me out. D:
So then Alicia manages to get it off me and shoots at it until her gun was empty.

She then told me to quickly post..

Wait..
She already posted this part..
Oops.

Where did she start skipping?
Oh yes, the part where she almost drove into a tree.
Can't really blame her, the windshield was covered in squashed bugs.
We were kinda trapped there. The bugs were crawling all over the car and we couldn't get out.



Oh ye I was posting this!
Oops, Alicia asked me something and I got distracted by pictures on the Internet..
Sorry.


Luckily, Alicia managed to get the car moving again. She couldn't see where she was going so quickly bumped into something. But it worked, some of the bugs had lost their grip on the car. She then again hit the gas pedal and started driving in circles until enough bugs had flown off the car.
She then drove away from there as fast as possible. Eventually we managed to lose all of the bugs. Alicia checked her GPS system and drove to another hideout of hers.


She then started talking to one of the creepy persons she calls EAT. It took the person 15 minutes to respond. Her voice was creepy and monotone. Alicia asked if she knew where the hive was located. She did.

Alicia then asked for supplies. Mostly Raid and some explosives. The next day the supplies were delivered. When I asked what she was gonna do she said "I'm going on Operation: Boom motherfuckers part 2".
No idea what she meant by that. Just that it involved things going Boom.


Thank you for that information Captain Obvious.


...
I'll just ignore that and pretend I'm not creeped out at the moment.

The day after that she went out for a few hours. Luckily I had the Internet to keep me occupied.
When Alicia came back her clothes were torn, she was full of green goo and had several bite marks.
I asked her how it went. She replied with a thumbs up followed by flopping down on the couch and passing out.

And that's all I know.. I'll just post this now and give Alicia her laptop back.
I might post again sometime! Bye.

Alarm system failure.

Sorry for not posting for a few days. I was busy. You know the usual stuff, Cleaning the house, taking care of Yaro (because wheelchair), making dinner, being nearly stabbed to death by the intrusion.

Yeah, apparently EAT screwed up big time. By not noticing an intrusion nest popping up near one of her hide outs. Then again its partly my fault. I did tell her to keep her camper out of sight. They might freak out Yaro. Especially the inactive ones, they just sit there staring at nothing and don't respond to anything. They even freak me out at times.

Normally these campers are my alarm system for Slendy. And the intrusion but that almost never happens. Except of course now. -.-
I guess Yaro will just have to get used to the campers. I'm not risking that happening again. It took us a few days to get rid of them.


The full story:
Yaro was typing her post when suddenly this big ass mosquito shows up. Except it had these scorpion pincers and tail. Yaro freaked the hell out and so did I.
I managed to swat it away with the bottle of soda I was drinking from. I then shot it dead.

A few times actually!

Yeah. <.<
I might have shot it ten times.

Because that's how many bullets were in the gun! 

Yes..
Anyway, I told Yaro to just post the last post when I saw a swarm of these things outside my window. We then hurried to the car and got the hell out of there. The swarm followed us pretty much wherever we went. And it wasn't long before more bugs showed up.

Most of them just went splat on the windscreen which made it hard to see where I was going. I Probably cracked a few coconut crabs when I drove over them.

Hah! Cracked coconut crabs. XD

It wasn't that funny Shine.

I thought it was. o.o Also Am I doing these emoticon thingies right?

Yes, yes you are.

Yay!

Can I now go on with the report?

Oh, yeah. Sorry!


Thanks. Long story short, I blew up another Intrusion hive entrance thingy. This time nobody got hurt, besides the bugs and whoever they killed. But those last ones weren't my fault. So yes, I've had a busy four days or so.

Also I might want to find out where a few proxy bases are in Belgium. I had fun blowing up that hive. I want to do it again but this time proxies. I realize I'm not a bad ass like Mendella in Romania or Arkady in Arizona, so I was thinking I'd start small. A base with a proxy or five. Preferably ones that aren't too tough. I might ask EAT if it knows any locations like that. <.<

Sure as hell beats waiting until the Instant pops up again. <x3

Yaro's Introduction, Take 3, Blog rolling, ACTION!

Third time's the charm right?
OK Yaro, go ahead. Moony don't you dare say A fucking word because I swear I'll make Shine come in there and kick your ass.



Hi.. again.
Yaro here, guess I have to do this often? Don't really understand why but okay.


Once again I'm not sure what to talk about..
Socky? Who is socky.. Oh that thing.. yeah.. But haven't you already?.. I see..Ok then..


Alicia wants me to talk about "Socky" that monster. Kind of a silly name for a monster. 

Slender man who is?.. oh .. thats the real thing?.. What do you mean I shouldn't type whatever I'm asking you? Oh... OH.. I get it now..


So apparently this Slender man is an eldritch abomination.. did I spell that correctly? Spell check says Eldritch isn't a real word.. Oh.. ye sorry did it again. Oops. x.x


Socky is one of his servants. Apparently if you read this blog you'll aready know this so..
But Socky isn't like other proxies.. what are.. Oh sorry! x.x
Unlike normal proxies who are still mostly human. What do you mean mostly?..crap..


Yeah, I'll just describe how he looks like then. 
He is like 180 centimeters tall, wearing a black bussiness suit with a red tie. Black gloves, A white sock pulled over his face. With two black stains where his eyes should be, like bloodstains but not..
And these tentacles shooting out from behind his back. Three or four, I can't remember. Apparently he looks a lot like slender man but..
Wait, the real thing is more scary than that? Holy crap wtf is ..
You mean he actually has no face? That doesn't sound too bad ..

Wait what the fuck is that thing! Get it off get it off!

Trying this again

Yaro has calmed down now so I'll let her try posting again. Good luck Yaro!



Thanks..
So.. yes hi..
Its me again.. Yaroslava..


What exactly am I supposed to write about?
Ah.. yes, introductions.


I'm 19 years old, born in St. Petersburg, Russia. I play WoW and write stuff as a hobby. I came here to visit my boyfriend who lives in Belgium. I was going to buy him a surprise thingy but then suddenly.. This guy covered in blood jumps at me from nowhere and falls dead on the ground.

Next thing I know I'm in a basement being told there's a monster living inside of me and.. 
Oh god I just can't do this I need to..


Oh for crying out loud just write the damn post! You know, how Alicia explained things to you. And how you pissed your panties when that silly proxy showed up. Or maybe even how you lost your legs. That might even be interesting, probably not but who knows! Anything is better than "Oh boohoo I can't do this I want my mommy boyfriend boohoo". God damn annoying humans.


 

WHAT THE HELL WHERE DID THOSE WORDS COME FROM!!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOONY DID THAT?! I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF..


Welp that failed, again. Dammit moony. Ugh.. <x3

Umm hi?

I've been told to post something on here so..
Hi, my name is Yaroslava, just call me Yaro or something.

I don't know what to..


I'm being told to talk about that ... thing.

Slender man?
Or wait.. 
I mean the fake slender man. That guy with tentacles.. How can that not be the real thing? I can't believe that guy was human..

And then there's this.. demon thing inside of me.
A shard? Oh.. Its not a demon? 

I guess Moony is a weird name for a demon..
But what is he then?
She explained it to me, Alicia I mean. But.. I don't really get it..


Introduce myself instead? .. I can do that..

Ok so like I said I'm Yaroslava. I'm a Russian girl, came to Belgium to visit my boyfriend and..
Oh god he must be worried! Please can't I..
But I need to let him know I'm alright!

... What do you mean I'm not alright?.. 

Ah yes.. the demon shard.


But I can't even call him?..
Maybe I'll leave a message on skype! 

But why can't I?! My safety? Who the fuck cares I need to talk to him! He's probably out there looking for me! What if that thing gets him?! No please! Let me talk to h




Sorry about that. Alicia here. Yaro seems to be unable to stay focused. Poor girl, I just can't risk involving more people in this. I need to find a way to fix this..
Why did Moony have to be so dumb. Ugh.

I'll let her try again later. <x3

Progress at last.

First of all, is it just me or are you guys also confused at Shine's "physics" lesson?
It took her several tries to actually explain it to me and I'm still not sure about it..

But its easy!

No, no its not.
The best explanation I could find (mind you I didn't really try that hard.) was this.
And its rather vague. All I care about is that Fears get stronger around me.. AS IF THE FUCKERS AREN'T TOUGH ENOUGH YET!
But I can see why they find me important-ish now..
Still not a good thing, not at all.


On to more important matters. I finally managed to get Yaroslava to believe me. It did take a proxy attack to convince her I wasn't crazy. Slendersock guy helped a lot, not every day you get attacked by a guy with a sock on his head and tentacles coming out of his back.
There were just 3 of them, including Socky. So they weren't much of a challenge. Although we are moving to the next hideout after this post. Just to be sure the real slendy doesn't follow his proxies and finds us. Two more proxy kills, I'm getting good at this.. not sure if that's a good thing either..

Socky got away again, I might have to watch out for this one. As silly as he looks he seems important. At least now Yaro believes me, although she's still confused when I say the real thing is worse. Lets hope she never has to find out.. Who am I kidding, lets just hope she doesn't die as soon when she does find out.

I'll let her post next time like Incognito suggested. <x3